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That’s true. I could definitely fit down their easier. But it might be a little awkward. Well I don’t see what’s so much more comforting about a yound, skinny guy doing it either. I think either way having someone break into your house and leave you presents is creepy.
And still, year after year, we allow this blatant breaking and entering to occur without any justice. This villain must be stopped!
(Source: abi-montgomery)
Yes Abigail. Yes I am actually Santa. That’s why you always got really awesome presents for Christmas because I know what you like.
I called it! You’re better looking than what everybody else thinks Santa looks like. Maybe you should reveal yourself and set the record straight.
Oh why thank you. Although I don’t think doing that would be such a great idea. Since I doubt a lot of families would want a gay guy sliding down their chimneys and giving toys to little kids.
As long as toys are all you’re giving, I’d let you slide down my chimney to visit my little kids. Besides, I don’t see what’s so comforting about an old, fat guy coming down a chimney. At least I know that you could fit down them easily.
Yes Abigail. Yes I am actually Santa. That’s why you always got really awesome presents for Christmas because I know what you like.
I called it! You’re better looking than what everybody else thinks Santa looks like. Maybe you should reveal yourself and set the record straight.
(Source: abi-montgomery)
I’m so sore.
Nice Draco impression there, Little One.
Thanks, Bug. You know how I pride myself on my Draco impression.
Yes. Yes I do. I distinctly remember you practicing…
That’s not a little on the creepy side. Do you watch me in the shower or when I sleep or something? OH. OR ARE YOU ACTUALLY SANTA?
I’m so sore.
Nice Draco impression there, Little One.
Thanks, Bug. You know how I pride myself on my Draco impression.
Yes. Yes I do. I distinctly remember you practicing quite often back at school. Although now that I think about it that might not have been practicing and might just have been you being yourself.
Shhhhhh! You’re not supposed to be aware! It’s like looking at the man behind the curtain!
I’m so sore.
Nice Draco impression there, Little One.
Thanks, Bug. You know how I pride myself on my Draco impression.
I’m so sore.
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I AM NOT.
