That is because motorcycles are dangerous and deadly and I don’t want you to die because I love you. Lots of fun stuff is safe too ya know. Like laser tag. Or bowling. Or the ancient Japanese art of origami.
Okay okay I’ll stop. Geez. Party pooper.
I’ll give you laser tag and maybe bowling. But not origami. Also, motorcycles aren’t dangerous and deadly if you know what you’re doing. You’re just paranoid.
Thatta boy. My dreams thank you.
How am I the downer? I’m the one with the adorable tiny fluffy kitten and a TARDIS tattoo. All you have is a couple of stars. I win.
He might. I wouldn’t put it past him. He’s super over protective of my hair. Like, when we’re in the shower together he takes like ten minutes to just wash it and stuff. If it didn’t feel so good I’d be creeped out by it. But ya know. I have a thing for people touching my hair.
Excuse me. But my stars are freaking cool. And Marsh might not be a tiny kitten anymore, but he’s still fluffy and adorable. You get all anxious when I try to do fun stuff. Like ride a motorcycle.
We’re quickly approaching that place where you talk about stuff that gives me nightmares for weeks.
And you are the stuff of children’s nightmares, m’dear.
Oh he does. He so does. He can even tell when I’m using the wrong shampoo when I’m in the shower. Alone, mind you.
I think you’re confusing me for you. Since I’m the fun one, and you’re the downer.
That’s just beyond creepy. You sure he doesn’t have a camera or something in there to watch you?
You’re so right. I am just saying that. You’re hideous and disgusting.
Yeah well… if I used duct tape on my Armani tux I’m pretty sure Cody would murder me. Painfully.
I knew it. You’re grotesque and repulsive.
Not if you did it when he wasn’t looking. Who am I kidding? He’s probably got a radar for that kind of thing.
That’s adorable. You’re adorable. Even when you have hair on your dress. I think.
And hey, Freddie got hair all over my tux but you know Cody, he always has three million lint brushes everywhere.
You’re just saying that. But thanks, Bug.
Oh Cody. I used bits of duct tape as a makeshift lint brush. It worked like a charm.
I kept it away from him. That cat is magic.
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